Life is not all lovely thorns and singing vultures, you know.
Cereal Killers trading cards from Joe Simko part 1
I’ve got my ideal job. I like to sing, I like to dance, I like to bang drums and dress up, and someone pays me - it’s incredible.
— Florence Welch
*presses exit game*
"Do you want to save your game before you exit?"
"I should just in case"
carolyn jones (a.k.a queen) and red buttons doing a promo shoot for ‘a ticklish affair’.
YOU DESERVE AN AWARD AND DO U SEE KHAN WATCH HER AS SHE TURNS INTO A WARRIOR IM SCREAMING
tell me a secret
One time during class my drama/english teacher, who’s a devout vegan and all about not killing animals, accidentally stepped on a ladybug. He froze up and slowly cradles it in his hand and he was so heartbroken and started quoting Hamlet.
I didn’t have the heart to tell him that it was a red m&m.
I can’t breathe
When there are inevitable trials to work out what happened, Alana will be asked why she didn’t know Hannibal was a serial killer.
And the person asking Alana this question, and accusing her of not doing her job properly, will be a foul character.
And fans and interviewers who ask this question of her will realize what a stupid question they’re asking.
you people should learn about the goetic demons like for example:
this is prince stolas, he is a long legged owl demon who teaches knowledge about astronomy and herbs to anyone who conjures him
whats not cool about an owl demon